We all want to be model
Why did they put clothing on a refrigerator?????
see it’s funny because I’M BIG and REFRIGERATORS are BIG. it’s a joke, do you get it? because refrigerators are big. and i am also big. the joke is based on the comparison between the two. because, you see, refrigerators are large.
and get this
i am ALSO large.
and furthermore, refrigerators are known for how much space they take up. and, if you’ll notice, i do too.
both of us are big, so it’s funny
do you not
why aren’t you laughing yet?
because, see me? i’m big. like a refrigerator
it’s funny because we’re the same
i don’t know how i can make this any clearer
two things are big: one is a refrigerator, and the other is me
ugh this humor is too sophisticated for you
The outfit was cute, but then I scrolled down and the response was so amazing. You are fantastic.
bow to the queen
her eyeliner game so sharp she don’t even need to slay your sorry ass
Plus her fashion is on point
Why has no one mentioned how cute she is
i guess it was so obvious it didn’t need to be said
- books describing black character: he had dark brown skin the color of melted chocolate
- books describing a mixed character: she had skin the color of a milky latte
- books describing a white character: he had brown hair and a lean but strong build
i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk
If milkshakes bring boys to the yard, what brings girls? Smoothies? What brings non-binary cuties? Frappucinos? I need to know.
everyone’s all for genderfluid cecil but have you ever considered genderfluid carlos
"are you a boy or are you a girl?" "no no, i’m a scientist"
"So uh is that Mr. or Mrs.?"
so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.
if you don’t reblog this, fuck you
oh my god this is amazing
Reblogging this again because wonderful