percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

(via foreverbornthisway)

a guide to terminology as used by western males of the species

prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

(Source: societyghost, via misandry-mermaid)

shinehonesty:

Does anyone actually know how to respond to a text that says “haha nice”

(via theboyvvithoutasoul)

(Source: wildsunshine, via ritnou)

buttlass:

i’ve found my favorite piece of music

(Source: rememberthstars, via misandry-mermaid)

croutoncat:

tbh i never expected to have a hairy butt when i was a young child

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(via timeisnotonyourrside)

(Source: wasbella102, via adriftinboston)

bigstupidbaby:

losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe 

(via alorns)